How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Ten Sessions (2008)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : Hi. Ted Mosby her to see Dr. Zinman.

  Abby : I'll let her know.

  [She just sits there] 

  Ted Mosby : Telepathically?

  Abby : [laughs]  That's funny. That's funny, smart and great.

• Gloria : Is something wrong?

  Ted Mosby : No, it's just, um... I'm just a little embarrassed. I thought this was a date. But it's no big deal. Don't worry about it.

  Brenda : [to Gloria]  What's wrong?

  Gloria : Ted's embarrassed - he thought this was a date.

  Brenda : [to Kourtney]  Ted thought this was a date.

  Kourtney : Stella, did you know Ted thought this was a date?

  Dr. Stella Zinman : What? I'm not allowed to date a patient. It's an AMA rule.

  Kourtney : [to Brenda]  She's not allowed to date patients. It's an AMA rule.

  Brenda : [to Gloria]  She's not allowed to date patients. It's an AMA rule.

  Gloria : [to Ted]  She's not allowed to date...

  Ted Mosby : Yeah, I got it.

  Old Guy : We all got it. Ted's a schmuck!

• Dr. Stella Zinman : Ah, the tramp stamp. My bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze? Unless that's a gang tattoo, in which case I think it's time to find a new gang.

  Ted Mosby : Actually, I asked for a caterpillar, and a few weeks later...

• Ted Mosby : [has a moustache]  Hi. Ted Mosby to see Dr. Zinman.

  Abby : Hi, Ted. Love the 'stache. You look like a young Tom Selleck, only a million times handsomer.

  [picks up phone receiver] 

  Abby : Dr. Zinman, Magnum here to see you. Just kidding.

• Ted Mosby : You do magic, how is juggling any lamer than magic?

  Barney Stinson : Magic's not lame...

  [shouts] 

  Barney Stinson : The flame!

  [sparks come out of his sleeves, scares everyone] 

  Marshall Eriksen : [Startled]  Ahh

  Lily Aldrin : Barney no, no. We said no fire balls at the table.

  Marshall Eriksen : What the hell is wrong with you?

  Robin Scherbatsky : There's alcohol in here!

  Barney Stinson : But... I...

  Wendy : Barney, we've talked about this. It's a fire code violation.

  Barney Stinson : Yea, but Ted provoked me.

  Lily Aldrin : No no, you are in a time out now. Go sit over there.

  Barney Stinson : But...

  Lily Aldrin : Go.

  [Barney moves one booth back, still facing the camera and still to the right of Robin] 

• Dr. Stella Zinman : Abby goes bowling with her church group every Wednesday night... and she really wanted to invite you, but she's too shy.

  Ted Mosby : Abby is...?

  Dr. Stella Zinman : My receptionist. You really made quite an impression on her with the coffee the other day. I mean, she has really not stopped talking about you.

  Ted Mosby : Oh, Abby. I thought you said "Alan."

  Dr. Stella Zinman : But you just said, "Abby is...?"

  Ted Mosby : Right. Right, I thought I said "Alan."

  Dr. Stella Zinman : Who's Alan?

  Ted Mosby : Who's Abby?

  Dr. Stella Zinman : My receptionist.

  Ted Mosby : Exactly.

• Ted Mosby : I'm not some top 40 song, easily digestible. I'm complex, and require multiple listens. I'm Stairway to Heaven.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Boy, Roger Daltry must be rolling over in his grave.

  [everyone stares at her] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : What? I got the wrong guy, didn't I? He's not even dead, is he?