Violent Night (2022)

Alexander Elliot: Bert

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• Bert : Grandma, your Wi-Fi sucks dick. Dammit!

  Gertrude : [to Alva]  When he was small, I begged you to beat him.

• [mid-credit scene] 

  Bert : [recording himself for a viral video with Commander Thorp's dead body]  Hey, yo! What's Gucci, squad fam? It's the Bert Locker, living the dream. You know what? See this guy? Dead as hell. Santa's real, all right? Don't end up on the naughty list. Do better. Bert Lightstone out.