King of the Hill (TV Series)

Lady and Gentrification (2008)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• Peggy Hill : How about this? I'm just thinking out loud here, but hear me out. In realty there was this practice called redlining that prevented black people from owning. Now that was obviously bad, but if applied on hipsters, I think I could be an effective tool.

  Hank Hill : Peggy, no.

  Peggy Hill : Think about it, Hank. With the hipsters gone, rents will go down, prices will stabilize, and Enrique can move back in.

  Bobby Hill : Or, how about this? What do hipsters like? Cool things! So, we build a place called Coolsville and fill it with cool stuff. In Coolsville, there is music everywhere and everyone owns convertibles.

  Hank Hill : Ugh! Sounds like Austin.

• Bobby Hill : Mexicans have fifteen, Jews have thirteen, rich girls have sweet sixteen... everybody has a crazy birthday but poor old Christian boy!

  Peggy Hill : Your baptism was amazing.

  Bobby Hill : So I've heard. Fourteen isn't taken, maybe that could be my special day. We could call it Sweet Fourteeno. We'll have music and dancing, and I'll have to eat fourteen hot dogs before sunset, or I shall remain a boy forever!