- Hank Hill: Son, I'm going to show you how the world really works. I'm going to take your wallet, kick you to the ground, and punch you in the gut.
- Bobby Hill: Ummm... okay.
- Peggy Hill: Okay, okay, so you did not blow up the cars. You were just a disgruntled customer hanging out with someone named The Falcon. If that's the story we are going with, then that's the story I will memorize.
- Peggy Hill: Well I am just glad you did not drive my car through his ass. I didn't know how you were gonna do that but you sounded serious.