King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Accidental Terrorist (2008)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Peggy wants to buy a convertible.

  Dale : She knows you're a heterosexual, right?

  Hank Hill : It's not like I'll ever be seen driving it.

  Bill : But it will be in your driveway.

  Hank Hill : Hmm, you're right. I haven't thought of that.

• Hank Hill : I'm a chump. There, I said it.

  Dale : That's it! I'm putting you on suicide watch.

  Hank Hill : I'm not going to kill yourself.

  Dale : Then I'm putting you on homicide watch, because you're going to kill something, and it'll probably be me.