Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

To Sir with Ed/Key to My Ed (2000)

Tony Sampson: Eddy

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• Edd : That's right, Eddy. Something dear and personal, like a box of photographs, or a diary with pages of truth and duration, or as simple as a locket of love. It's our responsibility to see that this key returns to its forsaken owner so life can...

  [Eddy tries to pry a manhole open with the key; it flings loose and flies into the gap in Edd's teeth] 

  Edd : Mortified? Yes. But I won't let myself fall prey to such shallow emotion. Not now.

  [He continues talking as Ed and Eddy try to fit the key into the top of a fire hydrant] 

  Edd : There's a fellow human crying for help, trying to mend the unraveled ball of yarn handed to them. Maybe that's the kind of world you wish to live in, Eddy, where the unyielding and the indifferent supersede the malevolent. I say...

  Eddy : SHUT UP, DOUBLE D! Ed, do you understand a word Double D says?

  Ed : Pass the mustard.

• Eddy : [referring to Jonny]  Does this guy sleep through the whole show?

• Eddy : Ed! You idiot! This is *your* key!

• Eddy : My brother told me that chicks are only moved by one thing - cash.

  Edd : That is so superficial, Eddy. Female admirers want meaningful things like sincerity, respect and good grooming.

  Ed : And potato chips.

• Edd : Well Eddy, it seems your key did open one thing: the paranoia and hostility festering beneath the surface of our formerly calm cul-de-sac.

  Eddy : [annoyed]  Do you ever turn off?

  Edd : It's a curse, I'm afraid.

• Edd : There's no need to raise your voice, Eddy.

  Eddy : [fastidiously]  You're right, Double D. I'm sorry.

  Edd : Apology accepted, Eddy.

  [He turns to talk to Ed] 

  Edd : Ed, Eddy's made a very important first step, and...

  [Eddy kicks Edd in his rear, sending him flying through the air] 

  Edd : EDDDD-DDYYYY!

  Eddy : My foot apologizes too, Double D!