Rango (2011)

Harry Dean Stanton: Balthazar

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Quotes 

• Balthazar : Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!

• Balthazar : Ezekiel, Jedidiah! What the Sam Hill's goin' on up there?

  [as he emerges from the ground, he thumps his idiot sons with a cane. He sniffs the air] 

  Balthazar : Hell's fire, this ain't the bank!

  Ezekiel : Pappy, the Sheriff is standin' right here, helpin' us out.

  Jedidiah : Gonna give us a permit for pros-pec-ting.

  Rango : That's right, sir. Just doin' my duty. The lonely constable on his rounds, keeping an eagle eye out for mayhem and malfeasance.

  Balthazar : Does he look like he sounds?

  Jedidiah : Uh-huh.

• Rango : You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery, and for the murder of our beloved financial adviser, Johannes Merrimack III, a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.

  Ezekiel : Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody. We tunneled into that vault and there weren't nothing in it.

  Jedidiah : Someone done rob that bank before we robbed it.

  Beans : Then where'd you get this here jug?

  Ezekiel : That's what I've been trying to tell you, Pappy. I found it in the desert.

  Balthazar : [starts whacking Ezekiel]  Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?

  Rango : Hold on, hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?

  Ezekiel : Uh, huh! That's right!

  Sergeant Turley : Eh, I don't believe a word of him.

  Buford : Let's hang him, sheriff!

  Sergeant Turley : String 'em up!

  Beans : This wouldn't be the first time.

  Waffles : It's a puzzle! It's like a big old mammogram!

  Furgus : What's going on, sheriff?

  Rango : I don't know, but I'm gonna strip this mystery and expose it's private parts.

  [to Balthazar, sternly] 

  Rango : You and your kin are coming with me.