Psych (TV Series)

Murder?... Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller? (2008)

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer

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• Abigail Lytar : [listening to Shawn and Gus bickering]  Oh, wait... I get it. You guys are dating. You're together. Everything makes sense.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : We are not dating!

  Shawn Spencer : You kidding me? He was voted "Most Likely To Succeed". Think he's going to date me?

• Shawn Spencer : Abigail Lytar.

  Abigail Lytar : [turns, sees Shawn's picture name tag]  Judd Nelson.

  Shawn Spencer : In the flesh.

  Abigail Lytar : I loved you in, um..."From the Hip"?

  Shawn Spencer : Thank you very much. You know, there are those who believe I flared my nostrils too much in that film.

  Abigail Lytar : Oh, no. I mean, how else could we have possibly known how angst-ridden you were?

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wasn't Howie the victim at one point?

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, that is so forty minutes ago. I bet you're still telling your friends to chillax.

• Shawn Spencer : Assuming that Parker Stevenson had never been born... have you ever seen a very attractive man solve a crime before?

  Abigail Lytar : [thinks]  I did see John Cusack prevent a jaywalking once.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Hello, Mindy.

  [sees Mindy's bright yellow dress] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You look... nice.

  Mindy Howland : Oh, give it up, button-up. I already have a date to this thing.

  Shawn Spencer : Mindy, it's official. You've won Bitchiest Banana.

• Shawn Spencer : [after kissing Abigail]  That was... really nice.

  Abigail Lytar : Pretty much perfect.

  Shawn Spencer : Yeah...

  [sees Juliet across the room] 

  Shawn Spencer : Pretty much... perfect.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : I mean, what have I done in my life that anyone would say was great?

  Shawn Spencer : Dude, the perfect cocoa roundness of your head alone makes you great.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wait, so we know who the killers are, we know who they killed, but we don't have a body? Where is it?

  Shawn Spencer : Well, if I was just some average guy without any superpowers, I'd say, "I don't know. Why are you asking me?" But as head psychic of the Santa Barbara Police Department, I say... I don't know. Why are you asking me?

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Do you even know what a pep captain is, Shawn?

  Shawn Spencer : Yeah. He's a male cheerleader, I believe.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's a leader among men, Shawn. A leader among men.

  Shawn Spencer : Who cheers. I saw "Bring It On".

• Shawn Spencer : Good talk, Dad! I gotta run. Actually, there is one more thing. Do you think I could borrow your underpants? Ju - just for like ten minutes.

• Carlton Lassiter : [about his date]  We met at the Santa Barbara Bowl at the Ravi Shankar concert last week, and she asked me out on a date.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Who goes to someone else's reunion when they barely even know them?

  Shawn Spencer : Who goes to a Ravi Shankar concert?

• Juliet O'Hara : If Chief Vick knew I was running names for you guys, I'd lose my ass.

  Shawn Spencer : We definitely don't want that to happen.

• Shawn Spencer : Yeah, but what are you wearing? This is a reunion, not the prom. I need you to fit in.

  Juliet O'Hara : What, this? This isn't a prom dress

  Shawn Spencer : It's a little...... poofy

  Juliet O'Hara : It doesn't poof, there's no poof

  Shawn Spencer : A slight poof

  Juliet O'Hara : Look, it's what I was going to wear to my high school reunion that I couldn't go to because I was on a case. Just show me where these suspects are that I need to vet.

  Shawn Spencer : I don't know if you need to "vet" anything... the animals are fine, but let's poof on over and I'll point them out to you.

• Shawn Spencer : Are we back in business, partner?

  [quietly] 

  Shawn Spencer : Milo and Otis.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I get to be Otis.

  Shawn Spencer : That's a given.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [sees Shawn's picture name tag]  Shawn, that isn't you, is it?

  Shawn Spencer : No, it isn't.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's Judd Nelson, isn't it?

  Shawn Spencer : Yes, it is, and it's sweet, sweet nice.

• Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon.

• Shawn Spencer : [introducing himself]  Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago!