Quotes
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[in 1995 after Henry opens the door to the stolen car Shawn and his girlfriend are in]
Shawn Spencer : Whoops.
Henry Spencer : Whoops?
Shawn's Girlfriend : It's my neighbor's car. We were gonna put it back. It was just a dare.
Shawn Spencer : Is there a problem here, officer?
Henry Spencer : You wanted my attention, Shawn. You got it, buddy.
Shawn's Girlfriend : Wait. You guys know each other?
Henry Spencer : Yeah, he's sorta my dad.
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Henry Spencer : You want me to give you a hand, hon?
Madeleine : Did you just call me "honey"?
Henry Spencer : [quickly] I did not. I was going to say... hunchback.
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Shawn Spencer : [sizing up Henry] The aftershave. The pumiced scalp. The suit.
Henry Spencer : I can wear a suit!
Shawn Spencer : Which one of the Three Tenors did you borrow it from? Not the dead one, I hope.