Steve Zahn nel ruolo di...
Jack Monk, Jr.
- Jack Monk, Jr.: Come on, I didn't kill that woman! I crawled through the sewer, when I got to the parking lot, she was already dead!
- Adrian Monk: Wait, wait, wait, wait, go back... you crawled through the what-what?
- Jack Monk, Jr.: I crawled through the sewer, that's how I escaped.
- Adrian Monk: Wait, wait, wait, go back... you crawled through the what?
- Jack Monk, Jr.: The sewer.
- Adrian Monk: Wait...
- [whimpering]
- Adrian Monk: Go back.
- Jack Monk, Jr.: Fine, you still don't believe me. Ask me something.
- Adrian Monk: Ask? Ask you what?
- Jack Monk, Jr.: About us, Dad, anything. Go, shoot.
- Adrian Monk: Okay... what was his favorite song?
- Jack Monk, Jr.: "Ain't Misbehavin'." Sang it in the bathtub.
- Adrian Monk: How did he take his coffee?
- Jack Monk, Jr.: With whiskey. Jameson's if he could afford it, which he never could.
- Jack Monk, Jr.: [after attractive waitress walks away] Did you know the most beautiful women in the world come from Paraguay?
- Adrian Monk: Do they?
- Jack Monk, Jr.: Exhibit A. You didn't even look at. Are you human or what?
- Adrian Monk: I'm human... enough.