Diora Baird nel ruolo di...
Nadine
- Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you.
- Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.
- Nadine: It was two weeks.
- Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.
- Stan Helsing: [on the highway, telling his friends what he just saw in the car that was next to theirs] That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass! That's so weird.
- Nadine: [sarcastically] No, no, no, no. That's not weird at all. It's, you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah, yeah.
- Teddy: [facetiously] Sounds perfectly normal.
- Mia: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.
- Nadine: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.
- Nadine: [the foursome are cooing over a puppy] He kind of looks like that dog we hit on the road.
- Crazy: You mean Sammy boy? That's Sammy boy's son, this is Sammy boy.
- [Camera cuts to a fierce looking Rottweiler with bolts in it's neck reminiscent of Boris Karloff's version of Frankenstein's monster]
- Stan Helsing: Hi Sammy boy. Looking good. Nice job. You can barely notice.
- Crazy: He hasn't been the same since you him with your car. He can't eat, now he's starving!
- Teddy: Have yo tried Ensure? They're these little milkshakes we gave to my grandfather one time when he couldn't poop. It was awlful.
- Crazy: Sammy needs meat!
- Stan Helsing: There was a Sizzler that we just passed on the way over here.
- Crazy: [creepily] Raw meat.
- Stan Helsing: You don't have to cook it.