Stan Helsing (2009)
Desi Lydic: Mia
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Quotes
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Stan Helsing : [they are driving along the highway, their car is in the left lane; he says to the driver] Teddy, there's a MILF alert, 3 o'clock.
Mia : [confused] What's a MILK alert?
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Stan Helsing : [on the highway, telling his friends what he just saw in the car that was next to theirs] That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass! That's so weird.
Nadine : [sarcastically] No, no, no, no. That's not weird at all. It's, you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah, yeah.
Teddy : [facetiously] Sounds perfectly normal.
Mia : My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.
Nadine : Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.
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Mia : Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?
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Mia : Sounds like Sammy Boy finally got his raw meat.