Stan Helsing (2009) Poster

(2009)

Desi Lydic: Mia

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Quotes 

  • Teddy : Man, this whole town is dead.

    Mia : Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.

    Nadine : You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

  • Stan Helsing : [they are driving along the highway, their car is in the left lane; he says to the driver]  Teddy, there's a MILF alert, 3 o'clock.

    Mia : [confused]  What's a MILK alert?

  • Stan Helsing : [on the highway, telling his friends what he just saw in the car that was next to theirs]  That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass! That's so weird.

    Nadine : [sarcastically]  No, no, no, no. That's not weird at all. It's, you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah, yeah.

    Teddy : [facetiously]  Sounds perfectly normal.

    Mia : My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.

    Nadine : Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.

  • Mia : Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?

  • Mia : Sounds like Sammy Boy finally got his raw meat.

  • Mia : [Stan cracks a whip]  I don't see how this is going to help, but all right

    [positions herself to be whipped, then realises] 

    Mia : Oh, not me. Okay.

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