The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
David Pearse: Priest
Quotes
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Priest : Do you think God gives a damn about miniature donkeys, Colm?
Colm Doherty : I fear he doesn't. And I fear that's where it's all gone wrong.
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Priest : How's the despair?
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Priest : I do not have impure thoughts about men. And how dare you say that about a man of the cloth?
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Priest : It's an island, Colm. Word gets around.
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Priest : It isn't him you have the impure thoughts about, is it?
Colm Doherty : Are you joking me? I mean, are you fecking joking me?
Priest : People do have impure thoughts about men, too.
Colm Doherty : Do you have impure thoughts about men, Father?
Priest : I do not have impure thoughts about men. And how dare you say that about a man of the cloth?
Colm Doherty : Well, you started it.
Priest : Well, you can get out of my confessional right now, so you can. And I'm not forgiving you any of these things until the next time, so I'm not!
Colm Doherty : Well, I better not be dying in the meantime then, eh, Father? I'll be pure fecked!
Priest : You will be pure fecked! Yes, you will be pure fecked!
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Priest : Wouldn't you say punching a policeman is a sin?
Colm Doherty : Ah here. If punching a policeman is a sin, we may as well just pack up and go home.