Whatever Works (2009)
Marcia DeBonis: Lady at Chinese Restaurant
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Quotes
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Lady at Chinese Restaurant : I have been looking for you! And I wanna talk to you!
Boris Yellnikoff : Who are you?
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : Did you - Did you pick up a chess board full of pieces and hit my son with it at his lesson today?
Boris Yellnikoff : That idiot's you're son? Do me a favor, don't send that cretin to me anymore. I can't teach an empty-headed zombie chess.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : I will have you know, that he is a very bright child.
Boris Yellnikoff : In your opinion.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : In...
Boris Yellnikoff : In your opinion. Which you're skewed because he's your unfortunate issue.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : So you threw a chess board at him?
Boris Yellnikoff : I didn't throw it at him. I picked up the board and dumped the pieces on his head. As an object lesson to shake him out vegetable torpor.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : You wait till my husband gets back from Florida!
Boris Yellnikoff : What's he doing in Florida without you?
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : He will - punch you in the nose!
Boris Yellnikoff : Hmph, my husband's in Fort Lauderdale. He's probably hanging out with your naked coeds on spring break.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : He...
Boris Yellnikoff : He tells her it's a business trip. Your son's an imbecile! Teach him tiddlywinks, not chess.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant : I-
[leaves]
Boris' Friend : You handled that beautifully, Boris.
Boris' Friend : You should open the 'Boris Yellinkoff Charms School'.
Boris' Friend : Let's get out of here.
Boris' Friend : [Boris' friends start to leave the restaurant] It's getting late.
Boris' Friend : I'm tired.
Boris' Friend : Goodnight, Boris.
Boris Yellnikoff : What? What are you doing? Where are you going? That's it?
Boris' Friend , Boris' Friend , Boris' Friend : [they all leave]