Resident Alien (TV Series)
Sexy Beast (2021)
Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle
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Quotes
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Harry Vanderspeigle : You could remove everything, including your brassiere, which mocks me. It so complicates everything. Once your teats swing free, I will focus on them for arousal, especially the left one. I will become engorged and stiff. I will remove my clothing, and then I will mount you, not giving you all your weight, which would tax your haunches. I will caress your flanks. I will thrust. And then faster. And then I'll slow down.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover] They have a term on Earth for a man who works on engines--sexy beast. That's me. If these humans ever actually saw me flying my spaceship, I'd have women beating me off with a stick.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover] Now I understand 'douchebag'.
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Asta Twelvetrees : Are you leaving without saying goodbye?
Harry Vanderspeigle : I would've said goodbye, but I didn't want to... I didn't want to.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover] Then everyone will know I'm better than Ethan. But everyone will be dead. How will they know? I have to work on that one.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover] His smile makes me want to love him and strangle him. I think he has more teeth than me.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : He's not sick.
[to himself]
Harry Vanderspeigle : Unless being really annoying is a sickness.
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : You really came through.
Harry Vanderspeigle : [to himself] I did what I had to do, to not be found out as a human killing machine.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Good night, my sweet hairless monkey.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : This is fork in the neck.