The Four-Faced Liar (2010)
Marja-Lewis Ryan: Bridget
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Quotes
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Bridget : We don't flirt, girls find us.
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Bridget : Mhmm. Tuesday.
Molly : So you call them days of the week?
Bridget : No... Well, yes. But Trip started that
Molly : Wait, but there are that many?
Bridget : No... sometimes.
Molly : I've never just dated, per say.
Bridget : I wouldn't necessarily call it dating.
Molly : What would you call it?
Bridget : Fucking?
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Trip : Why do you think everyone is gay?
Bridget : I don't think everyone is gay.
Trip : Mmhmm.
Bridget : I don't think Chloe's gay.
Chloe : I have totally kissed a girl.
Bridget : Sweetheart, if I thought you were like a second gay, I'd be all up in it.
Chloe : Well now is your chance, Bridge. Wanna do me in the bathroom?
Bridget : Yes
Trip : Stop hitting on my girlfriend.
Bridget : Oh, I'm sorry. Are you allowed to do that? Didn't think so.
Trip : Asshole.
Bridget : Fucker.
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Bridget : I don't really know if that proves that I'm more sensitive then all guys.
Molly : Stop saying that. You listen with your whole body and you have this intense eye contact. No guy, not even the best guys, have that.
Bridget : But I don't really feel like that's a gender thing, I feel like that's a personal thing.
Molly : You're SO wrong. Okay, uh, look at modern literature. All of the greatest female characters were written by woman because no man could ever write from a female's perspective. Women have this compassionate chemistry that allows them to listen with an unbiased ear. All woman, even you.
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Bridget : I can be both. I-I mean I can be. I can be the unreliable douche-schnozzle who grabs her ass in public and wears work boots, but I can be also be the one who holds doors for her, and tucks her in at night, and-and buys her fucking gerber daisies for no goddamn reason!
Chloe : I know you can.
Bridget : I'm gonna go kick his ass right now.
Chloe : N-n-n-no, no, no, no. Come on Bridge.
Bridget : I'm done with this!
Chloe : Don't say that.
Bridget : I just did. Did she go home with him?
Chloe : I don't know.
Bridget : Fuck!
Chloe : I don't think so.
Bridget : You fucking straight girls! You're all just a bunch of closet cases. Maybe we should all just date guys! Maybe I should I have a fucking boyfriend! My heart, is like on the floor right now. I wish a car would just come and hit me!
Chloe : You want me to hail a cab?
Bridget : No, I'm talkin' bus.
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[Chloe quietly enters Bridget's room while she is sleeping next to Molly]
Bridget : [whispering] What's going on?
Chloe : I'm sorry. I just gotta do a final sweep through of my stuff. I can't find my hair straightener.
Bridget : Well, I don't have anything in here.
Chloe : Why can't I look for it now?
Bridget : Well... I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Chloe : I'm sorry, I can be totally quiet.
Molly : [sits up in bed] Hey, what's going on?
[both Molly and Chloe gasp while Bridget looks mortified]
Chloe : Oh, my God. I knew it. I fucking knew it! You're an idiot. You know that?
Molly : It's all my fault.
Chloe : You're right. It is all your fault! You have a boyfriend, Molly! This is absurd! Please tell me that you were drunk last night.
[Molly does not reply]
Chloe : Oh, this is a sober brilliant idea! What is wrong with you? Great... this has been a wonderful morning. Whatever...
[picks up her hair straightener iron]
Chloe : Here it is. I gotta go. I'll see you later, Bridget. And Molly... just give me a call later when you get your head out of your ass!
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Chloe : Bye.
[as she leaves]
Chloe : .
Trip : Bye.
[groggy mumbling while brushing his teeth]
Trip : .
Hot Girl 1 : Bye.
[Trip looks at the strange incredibly attractive girl picking her stuff and leaving]
Hot Girl 1 : .
Trip : Naaaaa-ice.
[nodding his head in approval]
Trip : .
Bridget : Thank you.
