The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

Superstitious Stimpy/Travelogue (1995)

Billy West: Ren Höek, Stimpy, Elvis Presley, Wildebeest

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• Stimpy : Don't you know what today is, Ren? It's Tuesday the 17th, the unluckiest day of the year! You see, Ren, when the moon enters Libra, and the house of confluence shifts into retrograde, Virgo erupts, under pressure from Mercury. This causes the planets to align in a conga line of chaos and disaster!

• Stimpy : [after falling off the roof with Ren]  We're getting luckier by the minute, Ren. I can feel it in my bones.

• Ren Höek : Hey! What's with all the consarned banging? I'm trying to read!

• Ren Höek : And what does that have to do with nailing a boar's head to the wall?

• Ren Höek : You are a brainless spaz! Don't you know an old husband's tale when you hear one? Cooked up by the Boar's head industry to make money off suckers like you.

• Ren Höek : Now I'll show you what we do with stupid superstitions. Huh?

• Ren Höek : Well, it's time to start the barbeque. The coals are ready, all we need is the meat. Hey Stimpy! Run and fetch me that side of beef out of the meat locker.

• Ren Höek : Get in there and get my meat!

• Ren Höek : Now where is that bone-head with my carcass? He's been gone for a half hour. My fire's dying down!

• Ren Höek : Is that my beef carcass?

• Ren Höek : What? That meat goes in my mouth! Not in your bile!

• Ren Höek : I wave my shiny red keister in the face of you, and your superstitions!

• Ren Höek : Ju-ju, eh? Ooh, I'm so scared! The big bad ju-ju's gonna get me. Come on, ju-ju! I'm callin' you ouuuut! Ow, ow, ow, ow...

• Ren Höek : Get in the hoouuse!

• Ren Höek : Well here I am, cooking my side of beef, on a bed full of hats, under an open umbrella, under a ladder! While a black cat crosses my path.

• Ren Höek : Shut your festering cakehole! I'm gonna prove to you that there ain't no such thing as ju-ju, and that you, are, a... moron! Now get back to crossing my path blacky, and don't forget to step on those cracks! Well, I'm waiting, and nothing's happening. I'm perfectly fine, there ain't no ju-ju, and you are still the undisputed king of morons! Now what have we learned today?

• Ren Höek : All superstitions...

• Ren Höek : Are fake...