Psych (TV Series)
The Old and the Restless (2008)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : So how are we going to blindly trace a man's jogging path?
Shawn Spencer : We're gonna use my Indian blood.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You can't get Indian blood from working at a casino.
Shawn Spencer : Maybe *you* can't.
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Shawn Spencer : Dude... that rock is sprayed with arterial red.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Maybe it's roadkill. Taste it.
[pause]
Shawn Spencer : What is that about?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : What?
Shawn Spencer : My whole life, you've been trying to get me to taste blood. Every time I cut myself or scraped myself, it was, "Oh, Shawn, taste it, lick it. It'll make you feel better."
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It does. Lick it!
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Lester : How the hell did you two get in here? You're coming with me.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I don't think so.
Shawn Spencer : [flashing his pass] Boom! Say it with me: VI-SI-TOR'S badge!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Uh-huh, uh-huh! Do something, I dare you.
[pause]
Lester : I'll be watching you.
Shawn Spencer : We'll be getting watched.
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Shawn Spencer : Touch it. Just use your fingertips.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm not touching an electrified fence, Shawn!
Lester : [grabbing Gus and Shawn] How 'bout I touch it?
Shawn Spencer : I don't think I like the way that sounds.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : I think all that writing gave me a ganglion cyst.
Shawn Spencer : You can't get a cyst from filling out paperwork.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : If the pen is wrong, you can. There's definitely some carpal bossing in there. We should see if they have some extra thumb splints lying around.
Shawn Spencer : You know what we should do? We should enroll you in some man classes.
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[seeing Gus's choice of disguise]
Shawn Spencer : Candy striper? Really? I didn't even know they made those uniforms for men.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : They just started. There was a lawsuit.
Shawn Spencer : I'm just saying, aim higher.
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Henry Spencer : Six a.m. Sharp.
Shawn Spencer : No, that's too early.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : How about nine?
Henry Spencer : Nine's a little late.
Shawn Spencer : Come on, guys, let's be reasonable. Just split the difference, okay? Call it eleven-fifteen.
Henry Spencer : Six it is. I'll drive.
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Henry Spencer : Alright, look. What the hell are you guys doing here?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : This is the part where you get blindsided with Plan B. It's kind of fun when it's not happening to me.
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Henry Spencer : I'll be your Talmadge McGooter.
Shawn Spencer : McGregor.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : McGulager.
Shawn Spencer : Exactly.
Henry Spencer : I'll be all those guys and I'll have this case solved by lunch.
Shawn Spencer : Considering they eat lunch here at 10:15, I'm gonna say we'll have it done by 9:45.
Henry Spencer : You're on.
Shawn Spencer : *You're* on!
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : What is that, your Indian blood?
Shawn Spencer : They were here first, Gus. Don't ever forget that. Always hating on the Indians.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm not hating on the Indians, Shawn. I'm hating on you!