Dan Castellaneta nel ruolo di...
Homer Simpson • Grampa Simpson • Barney Gumble • Krusty the Clown
- Bart Simpson: The Nineties? Never heard of it.
- Homer Simpson: It was a wild decade. The Gulf War was over once and for all, a struggling artist named Matt Groening hit it big with Futurama, and young people had faith in their dreams thanks to a little show called Melrose Place.
- Marge Simpson: We wouldn't be in this mess if you just paid the heating bill.
- Homer Simpson: I thought global warming would take care of it. Can't Al Gore do anything right?
- Marge Simpson: I've learned so much. Did you know that every president was a straight white male?
- Homer Simpson: Even Walt Disney?
- Homer Simpson: This place is nothing like Animal House. I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages... successfully!
- Marge Simpson: Professor August says that situational comedy is a dying artform.
- Homer Simpson: You know what I say to that? No soup for you! Because I'm master of my domain... Newman!
- Homer Simpson: Give me a beer, Moe.
- Moe: I don't serve alcohol anymore. This is a cigar bar now.
- Homer Simpson: Fine. Cohiba me. Leave the humidor.
- Homer Simpson: [singing] Razorblade of apathy / Shave me with your irony / Shave me! / Shave me! / Shave me!