Psych (TV Series)
There's Something About Mira (2008)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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Juliet O'Hara : Lassiter is just being a child about his detective exam score!
Shawn Spencer : Wait, the D.E.T.? I took that when I was fifteen. I got 100.
Carlton Lassiter : I'm sorry... you said you got a perfect score?
Shawn Spencer : Yeah.
Juliet O'Hara : And you were fifteen?
Shawn Spencer : Yeah. Why, what did you guys get?
[beat]
Carlton Lassiter : You know, it's probably changed a lot since then. You can't really compare it.
Juliet O'Hara : Oh, apples and oranges.
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Juliet O'Hara : McNab!
Carlton Lassiter : We're commandeering your watch.
McNab : [laughs] You're commandeering my...
Carlton Lassiter : Watch!
McNab : Okay.
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Juliet O'Hara : Solve your own cases! It's a refrigeration truck! It's practically a victimless crime.
Carlton Lassiter : Well, I guess you just don't count the people who aren't going to get their lobster and sand dabs as victims. I'm surprised the Miami P.D. didn't fail you for lack of compassion.
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Carlton Lassiter : [Shawn believes that Mira's "missing" fiance doesn't exist, but Jann shows up unexpectedly at the police station] Doesn't exist, huh? That's great. Hey, should I put out an imaginary A.P.B. for him on my invisible radio?