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Bessy the Cow
- [first lines]
- Otis the Cow: [seeing a depressed Bessy looking at a picture] Hey, Bessy.
- Bessy the Cow: [depressed] Hey, Otis.
- Otis the Cow: Oooooh, you got me there wi---Wait, "Hey Otis"? What, no insults, no zingers? Who are you and what you've done with my sarcastic, anger-spewing friend!
- [Bessy growls in anger]
- Otis the Cow: Ahh, fear!
- [she sighs in depression]
- Otis the Cow: What, no hitting? My face is surprisingly not stingy.
- Bessy the Cow: For your information, this is a picture of my long-lost son. I was separated him from when he was just a few months old. I remember it like it was yesterday.
- [flashback to a petting zoo years ago]
- Bessy the Cow: [voiceover] We were at the petting zoo at the county fair, when a sweet baby snuck off, to play with some balloons.
- [the baby grabs a whole bushel of them in his mouth and suddenly floats off]
- Bessy the Cow: [voiceover] When I turned around, he was floating into the air and I never saw him again.
- [flashback ends]
- Otis the Cow: That's so weird. I was separated from my mom at the county fair when I was a baby. All I have to remember by is my first cow bell. Wait here, I'll go get it!
- [searches for it]
- Bessy the Cow: [sighs] My baby.
- Otis the Cow: See? Here it is.
- [Bessy looks at it and is surprised]
- Otis the Cow: I like to nuzzle it when I'm stressed out and stuff, you know, world's getting me down. It's kinda like a secruity blanket, that's made of iron, and makes a ringing sound and
- [sees Bessy smiling]
- Otis the Cow: why are you staring at me like that?
- Bessy the Cow: This is my baby's cowbell. Do you know what this means?
- Otis the Cow: I think I do and it feels..no.
- Bessy the Cow: Otis, I'm your mother!
- [hugs him]
- Otis the Cow: [stunned by this revelation] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- [echoes]
- Bessy the Cow: You done?
- Otis the Cow: Hold on. One more. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- [last lines]
- Otis the Cow: [as the two cows stand under a tree] Hey, Bessy.
- Bessy the Cow: Hey, moron. Thank goodness that whole thing's over.
- Otis the Cow: Oh, it wasn't so bad, was it? I think I liked being your son. You know for like an eighth for a day.
- Bessy the Cow: Well, I didn't completely hate you as a son either. Tell anybody and I'll take you out.
- Otis the Cow: Our secret! Pinkie swear! Promise!
- Bessy the Cow: You think maybe I could burp you one last time?
- Otis the Cow: Alright. But seriously, just once more.
- [burps]
- Bessy the Cow: That's my boy.
- [They walk off. Unbenownst to them, Bessy's real son, now all grown, is still floating in a balloon]
- Bessy's Kid: Hello? Hello? I'm been up here a very long time. A little help please.
- [floats away into the distance]