- Maggie Hill: You're like the girl from 13 Going on 30.
- Alex Malmquist: ...Jennifer Garner?
- Maggie Hill: No, I'm talking about the movie 13 Going on 30, there's like, the girl with like the little house.
- Alex Malmquist: Yeah! That's Jennifer Garner -- you're talking about Jennifer Garner right now. She's-- she's awesome in that movie. What are you talking about?
- Alex's stuffed animal: College sucks, but you're also not trying.