- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] The answer's simple. It's nighttime. I'll just break into that kid's house and kill him. I'll say one thing about whiskey. It's allowing me to make smart, rational, decisions.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement. If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] That means there are more people in this town who can see me as an alien than there are slices of pizza. Humans have a term for this: "Bad luck" and "raw deal" and "this is some bullshit".
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I have work to do.
- Asta Twelvetrees: The autopsy's done. What work do you have to do at 8 o'clock at night?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [to himself] I strangled and drowned a guy four months ago, and I have to search the lake for his bloated corpse before some fisherman finds it.
- [out loud]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Just stuff.
- [first lines]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] Spring. The birds are singing; the flowers are blooming; the sun is warming the Earth. Somewhere. Not here. It's 30 degrees out; it snowed nine feet last winter; and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.
- Asta Twelvetrees: This is when you're supposed to ask me about my childhood.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Why? I don't care.
- [the doctor is searching in the snow for wreckage from his ship]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voice over] I was taught that the biggest problem with the human race was their need for a connection. We always saw that as a weakness. But now I realize it may their greatest strength. In 1884 the local mine caved in.
- [Flashback to 1884 at the entrance to the mine]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: When the miners escaped, they realized there was one man still trapped.
- Miner: There's still one in there?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Fifty-nine men went back into the compromised mine, risking their own lives to save him.
- [Scene returns to the present]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Fifty-nine died to save one.
- [finds a piece of debris from his ship]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Maybe there's something redeemable about the human race after all.
- [determines that the debris is part of the device he intended to leave on earth]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Unfortunately for them, It's too late. It's only a matter of time before I find the rest of my device. And when I do, I can finally complete my mission, and kill them all. Every single one of them.
- Asta Twelvetrees: Wait, did you just call me a lizard?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: No. I compared you to a lizard.
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Wait, please don't tell me that you're leaving.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Okay, I won't.
- [leaves]
- Asta Twelvetrees: Feel free to come by... if you ever stop being a weirdo.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Weirdo? That's not good. Now, I have to meet her over there and prove to her that I fit in, that I'm normal, like them. But first, I'm going to cut Sam Hodges' brain out of his head and squish it in my hands.
- [Harry is using his smart phone to look up words that the sheriff and Jaye used that he is unfamiliar with]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [typing] Douche... bag. A small syringe for douching the vageena. Images.
- [shudders as images appear on his phone]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: . What the hell!
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [looking up another word, typing] Taint.
- [images appear, and he throws his phone aside in disgust]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I've never been into town before. It's just too risky. Plus, there's no pizza place and the internet said that parking was a nightmare.
- Sheriff Mike Thompson: Alright look, that's one creepy son of a bitch, right? That ain't just me, right? Y'all see that, right?
- [Asta has just pulled Harry away from Sam's body while he was examining it in the middle of Sam's funeral]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I know how he died.
- Asta Twelvetrees: What?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: His windpipe; he needed air. It's the only thing that would explain what happened. He tried to give himself a tracheotomy. He couldn't do it in time.
- Asta Twelvetrees: Yeah, that makes sense. But I don't get it. Why would his throat close up?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Because Sam Hodges was poisoned. And one of the people here is the murderer.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [both look dramatically at the mourners gathered around Sam's casket] Kung-kung!
- [Harry is experiencing his first hangover]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [narrating as he's exploring a glacier, looking for his lost technology] . Whiskey: headache, nausea, severe dehydration. Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. If it did, they'd obviously would never drink it.
- [Harry is at The 59 with Asta. D'Arcy is their bartender]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [looking at pick axe and shovel mounted on the wall] Why are the walls covered in old mining equipment?
- D'Arcy Bloom: You are new, aren't you?
- [shouting to other patrons]
- D'Arcy Bloom: The 59!
- Bar Patrons: [shouting back] The 59!
- D'Arcy Bloom: Died to save one. Town motto. Maybe stick around long enough, and find out what it means.
- [D'Arcy hands a shot of whiskey to Asta and Harry, raises her own shot]
- D'Arcy Bloom: To the 59, and to finding the bastard that killed Sam.
- Asta Twelvetrees: I'll drink to that.
- [All three down their shots. Asta and D'Arcy wince appreciatively]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [Harry gasps and shudders] Wow. What is that?
- D'Arcy Bloom: That's our local whiskey. Pretty great, huh?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: No! It's awful.
- [Asta laughs]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: . Why do I want more?