Glass Onion (2022)
Kate Hudson: Birdie Jay
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Quotes
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Birdie Jay : Like Miles said, I'm a truth teller. Some people can't handle it.
Benoit Blanc : It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don't you think?
Birdie Jay : Are you calling me dangerous?
Benoit Blanc : We'll see.
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Benoit Blanc : He put pineapple juice in his drink! It's so dumb.
Birdie Jay : It's so dumb, it's brilliant!
Benoit Blanc : NO! It's just dumb!
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Peg : We will do what we always do - deny, half apologise, and then go silent a while. I will handle this.
[Birdie sheepishly hands Peg a phone that Peg was unaware of]
Peg : What is this?
Birdie Jay : It's my secret phone.
Peg : [indicating what's on the phone's screen] What is this?
Birdie Jay : An email from a SweetiePants contractor two years ago.
Peg : [reading] "Ms. Jay, I am writing to inform you that the proposed Bangladesh factory is notoriously one of the world's biggest sweatshops. Please advise." And then you replied: "Sounds perfect, thanks." With your Memoji dabbing.
[in dawning horror]
Peg : Birdie... please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.
Birdie Jay : [a long pause, then an exaggerated shrug of bashful, stupid confirmation]
Peg : [stunned] Oh my god...
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Birdie Jay : I didn't even know that that word referred to Jewish people, I thought it was a generic term for 'cheap!'
Peg : 'Jewy?'
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Birdie Jay : [on her disastrous Halloween costume] It was supposed to be a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way.
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Birdie Jay : [screaming hysterically] What is reality?
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Birdie Jay : Everything is so woke nowadays, it's out of control.
