Reginald Thomas Junkitt III: MS. PARSONS, I have been appointed as the alpha dog on this case, as the representative for the flesh of your flesh, products of your love, because your 'was-band' MR. OTTO VON DISCHAND is pressin' charges about your mental health.
Reginald Thomas Junkitt III: Your 'Was-band' claims he surrendered the booty, let you take off with the children to... Austral-ia?
Reginald Thomas Junkitt III: Because you are a drunkicidal preppy girl and suffer from anxiety caused by having a vagina.