Cedric Yarbrough credited as playing...
- Officer X: Penguins. Nature's rule breakers. Birds are supposed to fly, but no, you gotta swim instead. Think you're above the laws of nature, punks? Do ya?
- Kowalski: [to Skipper] Rancho Cuckoo-monga.
- Alice: X, eh? Is that the name your mommy gave you?
- Officer X: Mother never told me my real name. Said it was classified. Now hand over that stray cat, or face the full powers of the Metropolitan Sub-bureau of Animal Control and Pretzel Cart Regulation!
- Officer X: Pure kitty. No buts about it.
- [Private snickers]
- Officer X: I let the trail fall behind. They must have shaken my tail, sneaked out the backside and taken a rear exit.
- [Private snickers some more]
- Officer X: This ends here.
- [Private laughs so hard he falls backwards]
- Skipper: What's wrong with Private? I haven't seen him like this since our mission to Butztown, Pa.