How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Platinum Rule (2007)

Hayes MacArthur: Curt

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : And now, here's Curt 'The Ironman' Irons with sports.

  [Curt doesn't pay attention, just looks depressed] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Curt. Curt?

  [after a few seconds, Curt finally looks up] 

  Curt 'Ironman' Irons : Well, the Knicks lost. It's sad, really. They had a real shot. Then out of nowhere, game over. And why? Why, Robin?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, their preliminary shooting has been a little off this season...

  Curt 'Ironman' Irons : The Knicks lost because they were afraid of getting hurt. So they didn't even try. Well, you know what I think? I think the Knicks didn't deserve my love to begin with. The Knicks suck!

  [gets up and storms out of the studio] 

• Robin Scherbatsky : So, you wanna do something later?

  Curt 'Ironman' Irons : Oh, so you're talking to me now?

  Robin Scherbatsky : What are you talking about?

  Curt 'Ironman' Irons : I'm talking about last night, you said you'd call and you didn't. I missed you and I waited up but you didn't call. That really hurt.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, I-I'm sorry. I guess I just forgot.

  Curt 'Ironman' Irons : I'm sorry sweetie. I don't wanna fight tonight. It's our first weeky-versary.