- Jay McCarroll: Anybody involved in whatever business they're involved in, they're there for a reason. You can't tell me proctologists don't have a genuine interest in assholes; because they do.
- Jay McCarroll: I would say to
- [my publicist]
- Jay McCarroll: , "Nancy, you realize my collection is inspired by diarrhea and vaginal discharge." And she'd be like, "We are all over it! We're contacting Tampax! We've already spoken to Ex-Lax; we've got that one in the bag!"