The Witcher (2007 Video Game)

Monika Pikula: Shani, Alina, Midday bride

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Quotes 

• Zoltan Chivay : You hungry?

  Geralt of Rivia : [drunk]  A little.

  Zoltan Chivay : We've bread, but we shouldn't eat plain bread.

  Dandelion : Zoltan's right. We need some lard.

  Zoltan Chivay : That mummy downstairs must have a full larder...

  Geralt of Rivia : You're joking!

  Dandelion : That mummy must have some lard, maybe pickles, too.

  Geralt of Rivia : Shani?

  Shani : Just don't get caught, Geralt. I'll pay for them tomorrow.

  Geralt of Rivia : Wait a second. Why me?

  Zoltan Chivay : Dwarves are no masters of stealth, Shani wouldn't sneak about and Dandelion, well, he'd mess up.

• Dandelion : [asking for Grandma's diary]  Show me. I wonder what granny did when she was younger... bet she was a real player.

  Geralt of Rivia : One track mind.

  Shani : [reading the diary]  Dandelion's right! Five lovers in the first few pages.

  Carmen : Still water runs deep...

• Shani : Geralt, are you about to vomit?

  Geralt of Rivia : I never puke after vodka.

• Carmen : I have an idea: let's play a game.

  Geralt of Rivia : [drunk]  Hmm...

  Shani : It's a brilliant idea!

  Dandelion : I never turn down Carmen when she proposes a game.

  Geralt of Rivia : What game?

  Carmen : Truth or dare.

  Dandelion : Oo... like sexual dares?

  Carmen : Relax, Dandelion, no. Let's say you'd have to steal something from the old lady's cupboard downstairs.

  Dandelion : All right, I'll start. Shani, remember when I walked in on you and Geralt in Oxenfurt...

  Geralt of Rivia : Dandelion, don't go there...

  Shani : Unfair. I can't anger the old lady. She'll throw me out!

  Geralt of Rivia : Then you must tell the truth...

  Dandelion : How did you and Geralt end up in such a compromising position?

  Shani : Umm... professional curiosity. I was researching the influence of mutagens on a witcher's physical condition. I admit I found no defects. Speaking of which, you could use some exercise, Dandelion. It's good for your health.

  Geralt of Rivia : Ahem...

  Carmen : Sweetie, you clearly don't know Dandelion that well. They don't call him 'the tongue of the North' for no reason.

• Shani : Thaler- I doubt you know him. We were walking along the dike one evening when I realized we were being followed by two men wearing grey coats over special forces armors. The coats were supposed to hide them. They didn't know at university I learned to regonize their kind. I thought we were going to be arrested, then Thaler told me not to worry- duty called and we neeeded to part. I was about to give him a piece of my mind when I noticed the men giving him signals.

  Geralt of Rivia : Were they wearing Salamander badges?

  Shani : Wait. I was curious, so I said he broke my heart and faked fainting. Thaler said to the men, "This better be important!" One of them answered, "But chief, we hid invisible-like." Thaler said, "Your balls will be invisible-like when I shove them up your arse".