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4/10
Is not a 1 or 2 come on horror fans!
bethsgem-136931 August 2022
It's the typical friend's at a cabin type sladher/ thriller..it occupied my time. It was not a disaster it is enjoyable as l9ng as you know what it is. I always give a movie 20 mins I either stay ot pick something else. I'm really starting to question the viewers ratings here no way it is a 4 for me.
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1/10
A True Horror to Watch
martharamette21 December 2019
Probably one of the scariest films we have seen in awhile. Horrifying things about this movie include:
  • The acting, which ranges from awkwardly slow dialogues to cringe worthy interactions between the Instagram influencer cast who clearly only read their lines the day of shooting
  • Out of focus camera shots that refocus mid scene, terrible lighting, and chilling angles
  • Severely delayed plot. We are half way through right now and they haven't even rented the house where they (likely) all die yet. What's happened up to this point? Literally nothing.


This storyline had potential and some would say at least they tried, but we can't give this film anything more than 1 star because then our review would be as fake as the blood they used.
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1/10
Awful!!!!!!!
ioannisvamvakitis28 December 2021
Awful in every single possible and impossible way ... I've seen better acting in the parliament!!!!!

Stay away, stay safe, it's safer to drive drunk than watch this film!!!!

Oh did I say film?? I'm sorry, I meant filth!!!!!!!
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1/10
wow this was so lame must be a budget of five bucks.
garybrown-2092025 December 2019
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This was a shocker and i do not mean that in a good way. It felt like it was made for around five dollars as it was just a bunch of kids who cannot act for anything and literally must have been just filmed in one go on a cellphone. SHOCKER
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1/10
Painful To Watch
icocleric5 January 2022
This film is a true horror in the sense, that the film is just awful. Students with a video camera and their friends as the actors could do a better job.

The lightning is truly awful as well as the camera angles. Cameras refocusing mid scene. The acting is honestly just awful and stiff in a completely none charming way. The dialogue is even worse.

And it's honestly boring to watch. I love bad horror films if they are fun, but this has nothing to offer. It's trying to be edgy in a dull way. Like you see a kid draw "creepy edgy" drawings, then 15 years later became a murderer using the same design for his killer mask...

This film is inspiring in the sense that you to can act in a film if you can ask, if they have a toilet in a gas station, and then stare at your phone.
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1/10
This movie is a scam
williemasson21 December 2019
This movie appears to have been made by a record company or someone involved with a record company and it's nothing short of a scam, with a healthy dose of extremely racist content at the end of the film. Everything in the movie was provided in exchange for gratuitous advertising that permeates every scene. The "acting" was an embarrassment to everyone involved. The plot was disjointed and made absolutely no sense. The only decent thing about this movie was the trailer, which is why I'm calling it a scam. This is literally the Fyre Festival of movies. It's billed to be something it's not and the producers shamelessly provided a garbage experience in exchange for money they didn't earn. The worst offense was the closing scene in which a man in drag pretends to be a Hispanic woman (brown makeup and all) commenting on the movie. The scene is so racist and so offensive that it was difficult to watch. Stay the hell away from this movie. It is a scam by an untalented nobody that deserves no more attention than I've given it in this review. The director should be ashamed and streaming platforms should remove this or refuse to charge money for it immediately.
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1/10
awful
grahamwebb-9199131 January 2022
I've registered just to leave a warning for this movie. Honestly this is the biggest load of s*** i've ever seen the acting is so wooden i thought i was watching puppets. Avoid this movie like the plague.
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1/10
Be My Guest...
madmanrhc13 January 2023
Be My Guest...to destroy every copy of this movie in existence! How can over 80 cast members and several hundred individuals listed in the movie credits make such an awful movie? This movie has absolutely no socially redeeming characteristics and is a disgrace to the film and music industries as a whole!

The director, producers, writers and production assistants should all surrender their film making credentials and apologize to their parents for wasting their money to obtain them! All of the money and effort used to make this worthless piece of celluloid could have been spent on projects that could benefit society.

The only "horror" in this movie was that it was made in the first place. I think my PTSD has returned!!
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10/10
The only saviour
gryffindorchaser-6853212 December 2021
Absolute garbage movie but the end is magnificent and all in all hilarious. Worth scrolling right to the end of this. Rest of the movie was piping hot garbage though.
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1/10
Made for music promotion of D-Listers
bigspawn197112 August 2022
Almost no attempt at movie is made until the 1 hour 15 minute mark. This movie was made to simply try and promote the D list musicians on their label.

Sections of time are dedicated to terrible music, music videos shoe-horned in as part of the movie. To squeeze in more music, pointless scenes that add nothing to the story were just filmed to play while the music they are promoting plays loudly over the scene.

The movie was made by Nite Vision Entertainment. The 10 / 10 review praising it for its sound effects and music is NVE Records...You figure it out.

Regardless of genre, this movie does the one thing any movie should avoid. It is just plain boring and a slog to watch.
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10/10
A fresh new take on horror movies and I love it!!!
nverecords29 November 2019
This movie have a great mix of scare factors, sound effects, and the music was really current sounding

I've never seen a horror movie with this much edge and style. I can see this being a franchise and I'm ready for part 2
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