John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019 TV Movie)

John Mulaney: John Mulaney

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Quotes 

• Mr. Music : What time is it? Am I supposed to do an hour?

  John Mulaney : No, no. No. Who told you that?

  Mr. Music : I *can* do an hour!

  John Mulaney : Absolutely not.

• Mr. Music : Give me the clarinet you mentioned before/I said I didn't need it/Give it to me, please/You'll never believe what a sound it makes/When I throw it out the window and the window breaks.

  Cordelia : No! That's my clarinet.

  Mr. Music : It landed on a truck full of pillows that was passing by only then. Lord, you don't want me to make music, do you?

  [spotting a cat on the kitchen island] 

  Mr. Music : Maybe grab that cat by its tail...

  John Mulaney : Hey! No!

  Mr. Music : ...swing it around, and the cat will wail.

  [stepping on the broken wine bottle he dropped] 

  Mr. Music : OW! OW! MOTHER MARY! There's glass here! Who put glass here?