Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

Window Dressed to Kill (2009)

Lee Pace: Ned

Quotes 

• Ned : I'm Superman, I've got a finger faster than a speeding bullet. C'mon, who can I touch?

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Ned, you're touching dead things again?

  Ned : Ah, no more pretending to be normal. The best way I can help anyone is by being a pie-making dead-waker. Pretending to be someone I'm not is a recipe for disaster. So I say yes to super and no to normal.

• Ned : Now that I'm out of dead-waking and back to just pie-baking and no longer touching dead fruit, I can eat my own pie. I'm gonna get fat, aren't I?

• Emerson Cod : Ambulance sirens blaring and I've got my chasing shoes on.

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Are you sure you don't want to untie those apron strings and lace up those chasing laces?

  Ned : My apron is staying on, with its strings securely tied in a double figure-eight follow-through knot.

• Ned : Olive, who are these guys?

  Olive Snook : Who are any of us, really?

• Ned : Who wants to be Superman? Not me. I say no to "Super", and yes to "Man". I'm Clark Kent.

  Emerson Cod : Well, that's just downright crap-tastic, Clark.

• Ned : Did you guys just get out?

  Jerry Holmes : Just.

  Randy Mann : Escaped! The word that's supposed to follow that "just" is "escaped".