16 to Life (2009)

Mandy Musgrave: Darby

Quotes 

• Kate : Nice wrapping paper.

  [unwraps newsprint] 

  Darby : Thought you'd like cashews.

  Kate : They're half empty.

  Darby : Or half full, just depending on how you look at it. I was a little hungry when I was wrapping it. Can I actually have some of it?

• Kate : This birthday so sucks!

  Darby : You're emotionally ten. You probably never even masturbated.

  Kate : I've masturbated - a lot!

  [turns to biker that just walked up] 

  Kate : What?

  Candi : I don't like your attitude. I want the cook.

• Darby : You know what your problem is? You read too much, okay? You know too much about... the holocaust, and being black in America. Oh, and ChapStick addictions? Come on Kate, you're nuts.

  Kate : I thought you would find it interesting that people could be addicted to ChapStick. And technically it's not the ChapStick that's addictive, it's the putting it on that's addictive.