ThanksKilling (2008)

Ryan E. Francis: Darren

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Quotes 

• Darren : Looks like I got something you don't, Turkey!

  The Killer Turkey : What's that, Darren... a vagina?

• Darren : Turkeyologists all over the world know it as... Thankskilling!

• Darren : I'm gonna have sex with someone in this car. Yeah, for once, you know,

  [looking at his hand] 

  Darren : it's not just gonna be by myself.

• Billy : Let me guess, it's 505 years later, right?

  Darren : No... but it will be in 45 minutes!

• Ali : Come on! I mean, it's totally impossible for a turkey to kill a human, right?

  Darren : [laughs]  Oh... there are ways.

• Darren : It was just a story, Kristen, I doubt it's even true.

• Darren : Not just any beak. A turkey beak.

• Darren : So guys, I was thinking, y'know... since it's Thanksgiving and all, that we should go around and say what we're thankful for.

  Billy : I'm thankful that your mom has the juiciest poon in town.