Licorice Pizza (2021)
Ted McCarthy: Waterbed Ted
Quotes
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Alana : What's your name?
Waterbed Ted : Uh, Ted.
Alana : Ted.
Waterbed Ted : Yes.
Alana : Oh, Ted, I love that name.
Waterbed Ted : Okay...
Alana : My name's Alana.
Waterbed Ted : Hi, Alana.
Alana : Can I come and install the bed for you?
Waterbed Ted : What?
Alana : I'd lay it down and show you how it works. It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside. And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
Waterbed Ted : Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
Alana : Oh, well. Eager. I have to wait until my work is done.
Waterbed Ted : Oh, yeah?
Alana : Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
Waterbed Ted : Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
Alana : Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
Waterbed Ted : Sounds like it.
Alana : He keeps me locked up inside. But you know what, Ted?
Waterbed Ted : What's that?
Alana : I know you're gonna love our wet beds. You know what they come with?
Waterbed Ted : What's that?
Alana : A wood headboard. And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
Waterbed Ted : That sounds great.