- Ernesto Alamares: You own an iron?
- Alex Walker: Yeah, I own an iron. Why?
- Ernesto Alamares: You always look like a thrown-out napkin.
- Alex Walker: It's Bautista. B-A-U...
- Ernesto Alamares: I can spell Bautista.
- Alex Walker: Can you spell organtutan? Hmm? I'll give you a hint. There's no G.
- Ernesto Alamares: There's one G.
- Alex Walker: [thinking hard] O - R...
- Ernesto Alamares: Gloria Bautista, age 53. She lives ten miles from here.
- Alex Walker: You gotta think like a professor, or better yet, how about an ex-DEA agent that to has to make his word count on his dream journal. You copy; you paste.
- Ernesto Alamares: You doctor falls for that?
- Alex Walker: Nobody wants to read what's inside my head. It's like if Stephen King wrote a romance novel.
- Alex Walker: Look at the blood pattern. And where's the wastebasket?
- Kai Mendoza: Maybe the maid took it.
- Alex Walker: And just didn't bring it back? Where're you supposed to put your Kleenex? Or your murder weapon?
- Alex Walker: Ernesto, he's barbie-dolling her.
- Ernesto Alamares: Barbie-dolling?
- Alex Walker: It's when you turn someone's head around so they see everything backwards. And then you... melt the hair and make the eyes really big - you take something nice, and you turn it into something terrifying and insane. The girls on the block had dolls; I had a lighter.