Burlesque (I) (2010)

Stanley Tucci: Sean

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Quotes 

• Sean : [from trailer]  So, is Ali short for anything?

  Ali Rose : Oh, yeah, it's short for Alice.

  Sean : Alice, hm? Well, welcome to Wonderland.

• Nikki : How come I don't have a nickname?

  Scarlett : Oh, you do.

  Nikki : Well, he never uses it.

  Sean : Oh, I do.

  Nikki : When?

  [walks down stairs] 

  Sean : When you leave the room!

  [whispers] 

  Sean : Slut!

  Sean : I heard that!

• Sean : [talking about the money Tess needs to save the club]  It's just money. It's just a number.

  Tess : I know, but... do you think I could do it?

  [Sean shakes his head] 

  Tess : Tell me a lie.

  Sean : I need your expert sewing skills.

  Tess : Tell me a *new* lie.

  Sean : I don't love you.

• Nikki : What the hell is that waitress doing here? I want that bitch *out*.

  Sean : And what did she *ever* do to you?

  Nikki : She said I looked like a drag queen!

  Sean : Well, that can't be the first time that's happened before.

• Tess : He didn't even look me in the eye! He just sat there playing with his wooden thingy on his desk.

  Sean : What thingy?

  Tess : The long wooden block thingy.

  Sean : The nameplate?

  Tess : Yeah. Nameplate.

• Alexis : Get a room!

  Sean : Get away!

• Sean : [talking about Ali's audition]  Well, I couldn't keep my eyes off her.

  Tess : Try harder.

• Tess : And don't ever go behind my back again.

  Ali Rose : Yes, ma'am.

  Tess : And don't ever call me ma'am again.

  Ali Rose : Yes, sir. Errr... I mean, ma'am... I mean, Tess.

  Tess : Get on the floor.

  [to Sean] 

  Tess : "Ma'am"? What am I, my mother?

  Sean : Yes, ma'am.

  Tess : Up yours.