Superstore (TV Series)
Zephra Cares (2020)
Ben Feldman: Jonah
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Quotes
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Jonah : You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
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Sandra : You have five minutes to tell Amy, or I will.
Jonah : Tell Amy what?
Sandra : How you were flirting with that lady. Turning each other's cranks. I thought you two were gonna do it right here on the belt.
Jonah : Oh, come on, Sandra. I was just being friendly. Customers appreciate a little, you know, human connection.
Sandra : Ugh. Close your legs, Jonah.
Jonah : My legs are fine, and if anything, we should be a little friendlier than usual today to get people to round up for charity.
Sandra : Not if it means betraying the woman you love. Trust me, I'm married now. Don't you dream about someday having what Jerry and I have?
Jonah : Of course... Well, exactly what you and Jerry... It's fine, Sandra.
[to female customer]
Jonah : Hi. How's it going? Hope you didn't have any trouble finding those toe warmers.
Sandra : [to herself] He's gonna die alone.
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Jonah : [Jonah wants to show Sandra how to be friendly with the customers, so they will donate to the charity] Hey, Sandra, aren't these your favorite kind of chips?
Sandra : Yes. I love these chips.
Male Customer : Oh. Cool.
Sandra : Uh-huh. You're a lucky man. And these, um, are some lucky chips 'cause they get to take a ride in that hot little mouth of yours. Nope. Oh, my God. I have to call Jerry.
[on the phone]
Sandra : Jerry? Jonah made me seduce a man.
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Sandra : Jerry. You didn't have to come. I told you to forget about it.
Jerry : I did, but then I remembered again.
Jonah : Hey, Jerry.
Jerry : Sandra told me you tried to make her do stuff with men for money.
Jonah : What... Oh, oh. Earlier today? No, that was... That was just talking.
Jerry : [deadpan] Let me make myself perfectly clear. I don't like that.
Sandra : Jerry, please calm down. I've never seen him this angry.
Jerry : [still deadpan] If you ever mess with my marriage again, I will hate it.
Jonah : Got it. Understood.
Jerry : Sandra, could you bring home some magazines? Bye, Jonah.
Sandra : Bye, Jer. Take notes, Jonah. That's marriage material. And yes, he reads magazines.