Superstore (TV Series)

Cereal Bar (2020)

Mark McKinney: Glenn

Quotes 

• Glenn : The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.

  Garrett : Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

  Glenn : Here, watch me.

  [shouts] 

  Glenn : Why did I have a baby so late in life?

  [talks] 

  Glenn : You know, stuff like that.

  Garrett : You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.

  Glenn : Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!

  Garrett : Still not getting it.

• Garrett : [knocks laundry pods off shelf] 

  [to himself] 

  Garrett : Oh, Garrett, you're so stupid.

  [to Glenn] 

  Garrett : Oh, man. That's embarrassing. I'm sorry you had to see that, Glenn.

  Glenn : Oh, no. Come on, this is nothing. I once drove a pallet of Mentos into a stack of colas. I thought it was the Rapture.

• Glenn : Okay, so shouting didn't do the trick, but how about I take you on a fishing trip, huh? Just you and me and a gentle breeze. It'll be relaxing.

  Garrett : I would not like that.

  Glenn : I'm picking you up at 5:00 a.m. tomorrow, come rain or shine, and, unfortunately, it is supposed to rain.

• Garrett : Man, I'm tired. I just wanted a day off where I could just sit at home alone playing video games and not shower and eat pizza.

  Glenn : That's how you spend your days off? Sitting in your apartment, alone?

  Garrett : Well, I mean, I'm not really alone. I'm playing with the people online.

  Glenn : Of course. That's basically like having friends.

  Garrett : It is!

  Glenn : Hey, I'm just glad that you don't have any problems.

  [walks off] 

  Garrett : I don't have any. And I'm not thinking about my life. I'm just being quiet 'cause you walked away.