Jesse Tyler Ferguson credited as playing...
Mitchell Pritchett
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Describing Paris] It was easy to fit in. All you had to do was look good and have a lot of attitude. Paris was just like one big gay bar.
- Mitchell Pritchett: You know, I heard the bread here is healthier than the kind we have back home.
- Cameron Tucker: Well, how is that possible? Bread is bread.
- Mitchell Pritchett: You would think, but it's actually the way that the grain is, um... No, no, it's-it's the way that the... the ovens... Okay, look, I'm gonna have a lot of bread while we're here. I need it to be okay.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [In halting French] Excusez-moi. Um... ou se trouve, um...
- Hip Parisian: [In English] What are you looking for? Mona Lisa? McDonald's? Both are that way. Heads up - the portions here are normal-size.
- Mitchell Pritchett: H-How did you know I'm American? Is my accent that bad?
- [the man gestures derisively at Mitchell's outfit]
- Mitchell Pritchett: We're dressed the same.
- Hip Parisian: There's no reason to attack me.