Play the Game (2009)

Andy Griffith: Grandpa Joe

Quotes 

• Grandpa Joe : You either know it when you meet her, or know it when you lose her.

• Grandpa Joe : David, I don't know if I ever told you this, but your grandmother is the only woman I ever had sexual relations with. And after last night I realized that, bless her soul, she didn't have a clue in the bedroom. But that Edna, she's a real professional.

• Grandpa Joe : I feel like I just met her and it's over already. She was such a sweet woman. Just being with her I wasn't so lonely. And even when I wasn't with her, knowing that I was going to see her again soon, knowing somebody with thinking about me, somebody cared for me made it easier to get through the day. I can't do this again David. I can't take the pain.it hurts too much, and it doesn't get any easier.

  David Mitchell : I know it's hard right now but don't worry. Grandpa, there's another companion out there for you.

  Grandpa Joe : No. Your grandmother was my first love; Edna was my last. Not a bad run for 84 years. But now I'm done with love. I'm done. It's over. I'm ending it.

• Grandpa Joe : I started out as a baby sucking on a breast and, by golly, that's the way I want to end up.

• Grandpa Joe : Still thinking about Julie?

  David Mitchell : She thought I was a player.

  Grandpa Joe : You were.

  David Mitchell : Great. Thanks for the help. It's very helpful help.

  Grandpa Joe : David, you gotta ask yourself. Are you a player or were you just played? Because she wasn't interested in the man you were, she might be interested in the man you are.

• Grandpa Joe : David, if you want to stop playing game of love, you have to stop play with this girl.

• Grandpa Joe : There's only two ways to know she's your real companion. You either know it when you meet her, or know it when you lose her. Your companion is a woman you care about, a woman you could call your best friend, a woman you could tell anything to, a woman whose hands you really want to hold.