Kal Penn en el papel de...
Dr. Lawrence Kutner
- [refering to the CIA agent]
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Who's your friend?
- Dr. Gregory House: We use the term "life-partner."
- Taub: What do we do?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I don't know yet.
- Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: She needs treatment.
- Dr. Amber Volakis: This is a test, right? You're reporting back to him everything we do.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, and I asked the patient to be uncooperative. Personally, I think she overplayed it.
- Dr. Travis Brennan: [to Foreman] She's being uncooperative because you made us all look like idiots.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: We're only gonna look like idiots if we can't figure out how to get her to agree to the treatment.
- Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: What would House do right now?
- Thirteen: Pop a pill, insult us and trick the patient.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: We can do that last part. She's never met House before, has she? Who's got a cane?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: House isn't here. We're not gonna act like him.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: [while going over the patient's test results] Okay, drum roll. LP is negative for meningitis. Sorry, Cole.
- [Cole bites his lower lip and nods his head]
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: [to Thirteen] Fat pad biopsy is... Oh, wait for it...
- [slowly opens the results]
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: ... negative for amyloidosis! And Thirteen goes down.
- Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: Could we hurry this up? My son has...
- Dr. Amber Volakis: Can I have a kid too? I'm working too hard.
- Taub: I could hook you up.
- Dr. Amber Volakis: If I had two minutes and some anti-nausea meds, I'd take you up on that.
- Dr. Travis Brennan: [about treating the patient for polio] Vitamin C. Extremely high doses. It was experimental treatment protocol in the '50s.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: And they haven't finished yet?
- Dr. Travis Brennan: They... lost funding.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: That's because there's no logical reason Vitamin C would cure polio.
- Dr. Travis Brennan: Well, someone thought there was.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Someone thought black people made excellent farm implements.
- Dr. Travis Brennan: I'm not talking about hurting anyone. I just wanna force feed her some orange juice.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: You wanna throw in some bacon and eggs as well?
- Dr. Travis Brennan: If there's anything you learn today, it's gotta be that you can be wrong.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: [to Foreman] We're not gonna score any points with House if we solve this just by running your errands.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I get that you want to be right.
- Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: You don't?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm just trying to save the patient, not score points with my boss.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm sorry. I was stubborn and arrogant.
- Dr. Travis Brennan: Self-recriminations won't help her.
- Thirteen: Nothing's gonna help her. She's got polio.
- Dr. Amber Volakis: There's no cure, but there are treatments.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: She's dying.
- Taub: Yeah. Every death's a tragedy. Funny how you weren't so depressed when she was just dying because me and Amber screwed up.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: And I'm also self-centered. Thanks for clarifying.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Don't forget self-pitying.