- Judy: [in the distance] YOU IDIOT!
- Robinson Crusoe: Is that Judy? She is a bit formidable.
- Will Atkins: Well you should try being born in a prison sometime. And I mean a real one, not your fancy island here. Laport, he fancied his chances with her.
- Robinson Crusoe: Who's Laport?
- Will Atkins: The one you just fed to the man-eating fish thank you very much.
- Will Atkins: You've had far too much time on your hands my friend.
- Robinson Crusoe: It's not like it was out of choice.
- Will Atkins: [to Crusoe] Ye think that's funny?
- Judy: I do.
- Will Atkins: Half a day on this island and four men gone. Am I supposed to be impressed?
- Judy: I am.
- Will Atkins: Will ye shut up?
- Will Atkins: [Friday jumps off a cliff] That was... not really what I had in mind. But is my point made?