Brett Goldstein credited as playing...
Roy Kent
- Ted Lasso: [as Roy enters the coaches' office] Hey, Roy.
- Roy Kent: Not sure if you know this, but the rules say you gotta pick a new captain.
- [gives him the "Captain" armband]
- Ted Lasso: Oh. No, sir. You're my captain. That's the rule.
- [gives the armband back]
- Roy Kent: No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule.
- [gives the band back]
- Ted Lasso: I say that the current captain has to pick the new captain. That's my new rule.
- [passes back the armband]
- Roy Kent: Don't want to.
- [tosses it to Ted]
- Ted Lasso: Well, you have to.
- [tosses it back]
- Roy Kent: I decline.
- [toss]
- Ted Lasso: I insist.
- [toss]
- Roy Kent: Can't make me.
- [throws it]
- Ted Lasso: Roy Kent, until you choose your successor,
- [folding the band in his palm]
- Ted Lasso: your duties as captain of this squad remain unfulfilled.
- [and makes it disappear - then reveals it's in his other hand and tosses it to a perfect landing on Roy's head. Beard is delighted]
- Roy Kent: [deadpan] This is why it's hard to love you.
- [and leaves the room]
- Ted Lasso: Oh!
- [whispers]
- Ted Lasso: You heard it, right?
- Coach Beard: He loves you!