The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)
The Great Illusion Caper (1972)
Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan
Quotes
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[Henry and Stanley wind up tailing Alli and Baba to a fez top convention]
Henry Chan : I've changed my mind, Stanley.
Stanley Chan : You did?
Henry Chan : Uh-huh. You ARE as dumb as I think you are.
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[Henry and Stanley unintentionally finish driving a man while disguised as a taxi]
Stanley Chan : Wow, what a cheapskate. He didn't even give us a tip.
Henry Chan : Now you did it, pinhead. How are we supposed to find those two guys we were tailing?
[Alli and Baba walk across the street]
Stanley Chan : They're right there. See? I'm not as dumb as you think I am, right?
Henry Chan : Right, but only because that's not possible.
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Henry Chan : What makes you so sure Ali and Baba are guilty?
Stanley Chan : Elementary. That missing jewel crook Hamid Bey wore a fez, and they wear fezzes, so you gotta keep your eye on anybody with a fez.
Henry Chan : Stanley, sometimes I wonder if you're really part of this family.
[Ali and Baba walk out]
Stanley Chan : There they are!
Henry Chan : All right. We'll follow them, but I hope you're right. Let's go.
[Stanley is now dressed as an Indian]
Henry Chan : What's the disguise for this time?
Stanley Chan : So they won't recognize me.
Henry Chan : How can they recognize you if they never saw you before?
Stanley Chan : Next time they see me, they won't remember me from this time.
Henry Chan : [irritated] Just go.