Jackass 3D (2010) Poster

(2010)

Chris Pontius: Self

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Quotes 

  • Chris Pontius : [after getting stung by a scorpion]  I'm fuckin' pissed!

    Bam Margera : What'd you think was gonna happen?

  • Chris Pontius : I mean that had it all. That had danger. It had shit. It had puke. That's what this show's all about.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after pulling a string off Chris's Penis with a helicopter]  So much for my aviation career.

    Chris Pontius : So much for my love life.

  • Chris Pontius : [as Wil is about to play a trumpet from his butt]  We're bringing jazz back to the working man!

  • Chris Pontius : Not too many people knew us in our college days but we were wild, we were having wet t-shirts, bitchin' summers, doing body shots,

    [scoffs] 

    Chris Pontius : Cornholing, and Johnny Knoxville, the king of spring break!

  • Chris Pontius : [to Steve-O]  Just relax and enjoy your shit.

  • Chris Pontius : This is the kind of extreme shit that those extreme dudes don't even think about.

  • Chris Pontius : [after Johnny Knoville wrecks the lattice with the jet-ski]  Oh shit. Dad's not gonna like this. That's definitely coming out of my allowance.

  • Chris Pontius : A lot of doctors, dentists, I don't really consider them real doctors. They think they're God, you know. Not me.

    [pauses] 

    Chris Pontius : Satan.

  • Bam Margera : Basically, all hell's gonna break loose.

    Chris Pontius : It's gonna be a blood orgy.

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


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