Boys Life 6 (2007 Video)

Corey Sorenson: H.G. Gudmanson (segment "Heartland")

Quotes 

• H.G. Gudmanson : [voiceover]  Dawn is both intelligent and evangelical. I could never figure that one out, but she has always managed to blind herself to things. Last night she invited me out to Marley's Tavern. I had a beer; she had a coke; I had another beer. The dating game came up and I came out. Dawn did not take it well. In fact, she screamed, "You can't be gay!" Unfortunately, she attracted an audience.

• Ryan McGonagle : Who was that Greek guy who was always pushin' that rock up the hill?

  H.G. Gudmanson : Sisyphus?

  Ryan McGonagle : Well, I don't think that's right, but... always feels like the rock I'm pushin's gonna win.