Once Upon a Time in the Apocalypse (2021) Poster

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4/10
READ BEFORE WATCHING -Expectations are key
coupon_april12 January 2023
This is an independent film, written and directed by a first time writer/Director using mostly inexperienced film actors. Knowing that, here is my breakdown to help set your expectations accordingly.

Good: -The setting is stunning -Decent videography -Evie's character. Don't come for me, people. She kind of reminds me of how my neurodivergent daughter would be in a post-apocalyptic world with debilitating PTSD. That's how I explained her bizarre decision making skills to myself. And she was the only character that grew in the story. The first time film actress does a decent job with the character, given the script.

The bad: -The plot and script. Also, the trailer does not match the film in any way. I was perpetually confused. Are we in Mexico? Oregon? What war? This seems like standard Walking Dead fare until 25 minutes before it ended. The movie just goes off the rails. It felt like the writer was writing it as they were filming it. At no point did I know what direction the movie was going.

-The editing didn't help. They cut from one truck driving down the road to a driver but they weren't driving that vehicle. The overlaid music/sounds are so much louder than the dialogue at some points.

-The length of the film is off compared to other films of the genre. But I assume they had to cut more than expected. It seemed a lot longer than it was due to my constant state of confusion. I could never relax and just enjoy the film.

-The movie poster art is pretty good. But I think it gives the impression that this is a blockbuster film by a major production company. There creates a mismatch that helps fuel unrealistic expectations.
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2/10
Failed To Start And Finish
Barebower27 December 2021
This was a movie that started nowhere and rambled it's way to nowhere else... Poor acting, no coherent storyline and a long slow drag from start to end.

This is what you would get if you asked a bunch of community preppers to go out and act out their doomsday fantasy...
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2/10
I Was Wantin' to Like This
bemyfriend-4018415 October 2021
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As I was sayin', I was wantin' to like this. But wantin' ain't havin'. I mean, I reckon it had no point. A movie, most movies, or some movies, has them a point. I mean, it says something. This movie didn't say much of anything. It was kinda like a western. The apocalyptic part really played no part at all. Exceptin' to make an excuse for the wild west lack of good manners by them men. If it's the apocalypse, you doesn't have to do anything other than what you wants. But wantin' ain't havin', and a tough talking, fast shootin', self-appointed lawman guns down the bad guys just as soon as he finds them. Then the movie ends. Because it's the apocalypse. And I was wantin' to like this. But wantin' ain't havin'; because the durn thing had no point!
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1/10
The daughter was simply stupid
draftdubya9 July 2021
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Oh God was she a pure moron. Did she forget that a stranger killed her mom ten years ago? Her pacifist ways was a massive screw up in this shiat show.
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1/10
Terrible!!
albtcamus25 July 2021
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So many things wrong with this movie. A major wrong: how does a guy who gets shot in the leg and an arrow through his chest chase down healthy people? LOL. Chase them down climbing hills. Why would you shoot in the leg and not finish him off? So many folks. Waste of time.
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2/10
Save your time
djeffreys-3589126 July 2021
I kept thinking this movie would get interesting, but it never did. The acting was really sub-par, the plot line was thin, and I am guessing that the budget was well under 6 figures. In other words, this is an hour and change I will never get back.
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1/10
You wouldn't think a trailer could ruin a movie but here we are
richardrocha-918282 August 2021
From the terrible cuts, scenes that add nothing to the actual story or plot and the worlds worst rap song I give the trailer the "lower than the fiery pits of hell rating. Like seriously.... This trailer is so bad, I already hate the movie.
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10/10
Something I wanted to do years ago
tellovan30 August 2022
When I was in college, I dreamed of getting to this point. Having created a world by my own writing and filming. I give this film a ten not for the technical aspect or the performances. I give it because throughout the film, it reminded me of wanting to be a filmmaker.

The cinematography was pretty on point and the story was serviceable for a film of this budget. I hope these creators keep making films, because they have a passion I lost years ago.

I enjoyed the film plenty. It reminded me of a time on YouTube where I'd spend hours watching low budget producers just have fun and create these interesting worlds.
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6/10
Not bad for what it is - could've done without the overly indie music
wisdomwasp2 September 2022
This is a pretty enjoyable apocalyptic indie film. Although it's really not set in the wild west although where it is set, the American mountains is an amazing setting and one of the highlights of the film. The characters are also kind of interesting, with the three main characters the man, the daughter and the sheriff all getting some decent screen time and being well acted.

It's really not bad - even if the story gets a bit weird near the end. The only thing is the music - really could've done without it. It's all in the ears of the listener but too me it didn't suit the film at all to say the least. The music and singing scenes dragged on and are the reason why I've taken off a couple of points here.
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This may be the worst movie ever!
kolewhalen14 August 2021
I cannot believe that I watched the whole thing. I kept hoping it would get better, it didn't. That's an hour and a half that I'll never get back. I've wasted my time so that you do not have to waste yours.
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