Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Andrew Garfield: Peter Parker, Spider-Man

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• Peter Parker : I don't know how to work as a team.

  Peter Parker : Me either.

  Peter Parker : Well, I do. I have been in a team, okay? I don't wanna brag, but I will. I was in the Avengers.

  Peter Parker : The Avengers?

  Peter Parker : Yeah.

  Peter Parker : That's great!

  Peter Parker : Thank you!

  Peter Parker : What is that?

  Peter Parker : Wait, you don't have the Avengers?

  Peter Parker : Is that a band? Are you in a band?

  Peter Parker : No, not a band! Avengers is, uh... Earth's Mightiest...

  Peter Parker : HOW'S THIS HELPING?

• Peter Parker : Are you okay?

  Peter Parker : Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.

  Peter Parker : Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.

  Peter Parker : Really?

  Peter Parker : Yeah. You want me to crack it?

  Peter Parker : Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.

• Ned Leeds : Wait so you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that?

  Peter Parker : I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.

  Peter Parker : [to himself]  I literally just said that...

• Peter Parker : [on May's last words]  She told me that with great power...

  Peter Parker : Comes great responsibility.

  Peter Parker : Wait, what? How do you know that?

  Peter Parker : Uncle Ben said it.

  Peter Parker : The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

• Peter Parker : You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a pool of electric eels.

  Peter Parker : That'll do it.

• Ned Leeds : Here's your web cartridges.

  Peter Parker : Oh, thanks, man.

  Peter Parker : What's that for?

  Peter Parker : It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?

  [Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters] 

  Ned Leeds , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : WHOA!

  Ned Leeds : That came *out* of you!

  Peter Parker : Yeah. You can't do that, huh?

  Peter Parker : No?

  Peter Parker : How on earth does that even...?

• Ned Leeds : Peter!

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean

  [they all point at each other] 

  Ned Leeds : [Confused]  Peter... Peter...

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : [They keep pointing at each other]  We're all Peter.

  Ned Leeds : Peter... Parker?

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : Same.

• [during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup] 

  Peter Parker : I love you guys!

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker : [beat]  Thank you.

• Peter Parker : Ah, there it goes.

  [stretches back] 

  Peter Parker : Are you okay?

  Peter Parker : Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.

  Peter Parker : Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.

  Peter Parker : Really?

  Peter Parker : Yeah. You want me to crack it?

  Peter Parker : Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.

• Peter Parker : [after Strange uses a dimensional gateway to confront Peter Parker]  Strange, wait! We're so close!

  Doctor Strange : [furious]  Zip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!

  Peter Parker : I know, I know, I'm sorry about that, sir.

  Peter Parker : You went to the Grand Canyon?

  Peter Parker : [referring to Peter 1]  He could have used your help!

  [Strange is completely baffled by the appearance of the other Parkers] 

  Peter Parker : No no, it's OK. These are my friends. This is Peter Parker and this is Peter Parker. He's Spiderman, he's Spiderman. They're mes from other universes. This is the wizard I was telling you about.

• Peter Parker : [Pinned down by The Lizard]  Hey. Dr. Connors.

  The Lizard : Hello, Peter.

• Peter Parker : Hey... what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?

  Peter Parker : Seems you've met some of them.

  Peter Parker : [chuckles nervously]  That's a good question.

  Peter Parker : I fought a... an alien made out of black goo once.

  Peter Parker : No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.

  Peter Parker : Oh?

  Peter Parker : Yeah, he was purple.

  Peter Parker : I wanna fight an alien!

  Peter Parker : [to Peter 1]  I'm, I'm still like... that you fought an alien, in space.

  Peter Parker : [sighs]  I'm lame compared to... like, I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.

  Peter Parker : Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.

  Peter Parker : Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.

  Peter Parker : But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... 'cause you're... you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.

  Peter Parker : Yeah yeah yeah.

  Peter Parker : You... you are amazing.

  Peter Parker : I guess I am.

  Peter Parker : You are amazing.

  Peter Parker : Thank you.

  Peter Parker : Will you say it?

  Peter Parker : No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.

• Peter Parker : So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body.

  Peter Parker : I'd rather not talk about this.

  Peter Parker : No! I don't mean to...

  Peter Parker : Are you teasing me?

  Peter Parker : No, no, no! He's not teasing you. It's just that... we can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.

  Peter Parker : If it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry, but I just think it's cool.

  Peter Parker : I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.

  Peter Parker : Whoa.

  Peter Parker : Like, does it just come out of your wrists or... does it come out of anywhere else?

  Peter Parker : Only... only the wrists.

  Peter Parker : You ever have a web block? Cuz I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab, and it's hassle compared to what you got.

  Peter Parker : Right, yeah. That sound's like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that, I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."

  Peter Parker : Whoa... why?

  Peter Parker : Existential crisis stuff.

  Peter Parker : Yeah, I mean, don't even get me started on that.

• Peter Parker : [to Electro]  Hey Max, I missed you man.

• Peter Parker : You were never a nobody, Max.

  Max Dillon : Yes I was, yes I was. You didn't see me.

• Peter Parker : [Re: Maguire's Peter Parker's street clothes]  You gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor, or... you got your suit?

• [Peter-Three successfully saves MJ] 

  Peter Parker : [to MJ]  Are you okay?

  MJ : Yeah, I'm okay.

  [she notices Peter-Three crying] 

  MJ : Are you okay?

  [Peter-Three smiles and nods] 

• MJ : [Ned and MJ reunite with their Peter Parker, and comfort him in his distress]  Sorry.

  [Peter senses other people in the area] 

  MJ : Peter, there's... there's some people here.

  Peter Parker : [Peter stands up abruptly, and he sees the other two Peter Parkers make an entrance]  Hey wait wait whoa!

  Peter Parker : Sorry... about May.

  Peter Parker : Yeah, sorry. I've got some understanding what...

  Peter Parker : No no no, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through!

  Peter Parker : Okay.

  Peter Parker : She's gone! It's all my fault. She died for nothing. So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place.

  [He reaches for the box] 

  Peter Parker : Peter...

  Peter Parker : Please, don't. You don't belong here, either of you, so I'm sending you home! Those other guys are from your worlds, right? So you deal with it! If they die - if you kill them - that's on you! It's not my problem. I don't care anymore. I'm done! I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this, but you have to go home now. Good luck!

  [He reaches for the box, but MJ holds it away. She gestures him to listen to the other Peters] 

  Peter Parker : My Uncle Ben was killed. It was my fault.

  Peter Parker : I lost... I lost Gwen, my, um, she was my MJ. I couldn't save her. I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. But I carried on - tried to, tried to keep going, tried to be the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man because I know that's what she would have wanted. But, at some point I just, I stopped pulling my punches. I got rageful. I got bitter. I just don't want you to end up like... like me.

  Peter Parker : The night Ben died, I hunted down the man who I thought did it. I wanted him dead. I got what I wanted. It didn't make it better. It took me a long time to learn to get through that darkness.

  Peter Parker : I wanna kill him. I wanna tear him apart. I can still hear her voice in my head. Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing. She told me that with great power...

  Peter Parker : ...Comes great responsibility.

  [He and Garfield gesture to each other in agreement] 

  Peter Parker : Wait, what? How do you know that?

  Peter Parker : Uncle Ben said it.

  Peter Parker : The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

• Peter Parker : [the three Spider-Men retreat and re-group after a botched attack]  What is going on out there? I keep yelling at you! Peter 2! Peter 2! Peter 2!

  Peter Parker : I know, but I thought you were Peter 2!

  Peter Parker : What? I'm not Peter 2!

  Peter Parker : Stop arguing, both of you, and listen to peter 1! Look, we're clearly not very good at this!

  Peter Parker : I know I know, we suck! I, I don't know how to work as a team!

  Peter Parker : Me neither.

  Peter Parker : Well I do. I have been in a team, okay? I don't want to brag, but, I will. I was in the Avengers!

  Peter Parker : The Avengers?

  Peter Parker : Yeah.

  Peter Parker : That's great!

  Peter Parker : Thank you!

  Peter Parker : What is that?

  Peter Parker : ...Wait you don't have the Avengers?

  Peter Parker : Is, is that a band? Are you in a band?

  Peter Parker : No, I'm not in a band! No, the Avengers is, um, Earth's mightiest...

  Peter Parker : How's this helping?

  Peter Parker : Look, it's not important! All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle, and coordinate our attacks, okay?

  Peter Parker : [Eyes closed]  Yes, okay.

  [Opens eyes and points at Peter 1] 

  Peter Parker : Let's pick one target!

  Peter Parker : [Points back]  Right!

  Peter Parker : [Points at both other Peters]  And we take them off the board one at a time!

  Peter Parker : Now you got it! Okay

  [points to himself] 

  Peter Parker : Peter 1!

  [Points to Maguire] 

  Peter Parker : Peter 2!

  Peter Parker : [to himself]  Peter 2.

  Peter Parker : [Points to Garfield]  Peter 3!

  Peter Parker : [Waves his hands]  Peter 3!

  Peter Parker : All right! Let's do this!

  Peter Parker : Wait wait wait wait wait!

  [Grabs both the other Peters by the shoulder] 

  Peter Parker : I love you guys!

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker : ...Thank you.

  Peter Parker : All right, let's do this!

• Peter Parker : [as Peter 3 morosely looks at Peter 1 and MJ having a moment together]  You have someone?

  Peter Parker : No.

  [sighs] 

  Peter Parker : I got no time for, uh, Peter Parker stuff, y'know. Do you?

  Peter Parker : Uh, it's a little... complicated.

  Peter Parker : No, I understand. I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us.

  Peter Parker : Well... I wouldn't give up. Took a while, but we made it work.

  Peter Parker : Yeah?

  Peter Parker : Yeah, me and... MJ.

  [pause] 

  Peter Parker : My MJ, uh... it gets confusing here.

  [both chuckle] 

• Peter Parker : I peed in the pool.

• MJ : [Peter 3 has just entered through Ned's portal]  Who the hell are you?

  Peter Parker : I'm Peter Parker.

  MJ : That's not possible.

  Peter Parker : I am Spider-Man... in my world. But then, yesterday? I was... I was just here.

  [looking around the place] 

  Peter Parker : Wow. String theory... multi-dimensional reality... and matter displacement. All real?

  MJ : Yeah...

  Peter Parker : [excited]  Knew it!