Maria Bamford credited as playing...
Tito the Anxiety Mosquito
- Nick: [running away and shivering in fright] God! Andrew and Seth are such ASSHOLES. Ugh! Why are there so many fucking mosquitos? I can't breath! I'm fucking freaking out.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: [strangling] Oh No! Are you having a panic attack? Ehhhhhhhhhhh!
- Nick: What? Who said that?
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: Me! I did.
- Nick: Aah! What the hell are you?
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: I'm Tito, the Anxiety Mosquito.
- Nick: Anxiety Mosquito?
- [when Tito bites his arm]
- Nick: OW!
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: I'm sorry, people hated when I do that. People hated when I do everything. But do I stop? Noooooooooo!
- [spins around up and down and bites his neck]
- Nick: Oh fuck!
- [last lines]
- Nick: I'm so sorry, but I can't stop!
- Nick: [slaps Tito in the face]
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: You killed me! I get it! I'm the worst, and so are you.
- Nick: I know! Andrew hates me.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: And so does Seth! There probably making fun out of you right now.
- Nick: You think so?
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: Here's what there definetly saying.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: [acting as Andrew] Nick is a whiny little baby!
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: [acting as Seth] Let's jerk off on his pillow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Nick: NO! Please stop saying this stuff!
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: You're gonna have the worst summer. Everyone's gonna hate you.
- Nick: [frightend] Oh shit, they are.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: [spliting into three and then more] There gonna know you are aselfish little prick who has a little prick that nobody wants to fuck. You're gonna die a virgin. All Alone! As the world explodes from global warning! You dead, lonely little virgin.
- Nick: I don't wanna be a dead lonely little virgin.
- [sobs into fear]